I saw this posted over on Serious Eats, and sent the link to my Scrabble-obsessed friend Secret Squirrel in under ten seconds. She’s a crossword-head of the first order and will drop bingoes on your ass faster than you can misspell “enigmatology.”

As far as processed-cheese-food snacks go, Cheez-its aren’t the worst things in the world. They might make a nice addition to a game night in your house. Not that you people have ever invited me. Jerkface.

-Theo