I tried out for the Butterball Hotline’s national Man-search a few weeks ago.
I was not selected.
But it wasn’t a complete, bummery loss. This video, lovingly produced by Michael Gabriele (with lovely theme music from Alana Grelyak and Sara Wolfson) is now available for you to use/enjoy/laugh at.
I hate being on camera, but spending a day filming and making turkey with Michael, Alana and Sara was a blast.
Hope you guys dig it. It’s a pretty foolproof method for your Thanksgiving turkey.
The Eighty-Three Thousand | I like food. I hope you do, too. 
I love this video! You did great, the production is awesome (can I get your editor’s info?), and it’s entertaining as all get-out. I’m almost fully recovered from working the talk line. Almost ready to talk about the things I saw and the questions I got. Almost. I’ll share with you when I get there.