That’ll do, pig. | One-handed BLTs | Recipe

The continent is engulfed in a pandemic. An upheaval of Shakespearean proportions in the Senate threatens the dryness and structural integrity of American political pundits’ undergarments. AND BEA ARTHUR DIED. We all deserve a little break, huh? Let’s make the next meal easy on ourselves. Grab yourself something cold to drink. We’re gonna make some…

HAM. FIRE. | Flaming Bacon Lance of Death | Video

In the run-up to the launch of the USS Eighty-Three Thousand, JB and I had a conversation about Bacon. Not “bacon” – the delicious pork product and breakfast staple that has been valued by cultures around the globe for ages – but …::**Bacon**::…, the captial-B food-fetish that I – like just about everyone else who…