And then, in case you missed it: Here’s a video of me cooking a turkey.

I tried out for the Butterball Hotline’s national Man-search a few weeks ago. I was not selected. But it wasn’t a complete, bummery loss. This video, lovingly produced by Michael Gabriele (with lovely theme music from Alana Grelyak and Sara Wolfson) is now available for you to use/enjoy/laugh at. I hate being on camera, but…